Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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