ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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