quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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