I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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