the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
This is my gift to your gina
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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