I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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