There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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