party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
