My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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