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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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