forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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