Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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