On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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