I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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