belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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