Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
