with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think I am morally bankrupt
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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