ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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