Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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