I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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