mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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