Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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