Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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