K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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