Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
there is glitter all over my balls
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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