Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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