on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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