found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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