i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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