I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Are my feet made of real feet?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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