He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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