I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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