JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
