exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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