What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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