i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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