why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
