I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I forget how to act sober
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