I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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