I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
