By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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