Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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