Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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