I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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