I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
birth control should be required to get into college
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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