Me too!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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