question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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