If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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