Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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