I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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