please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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