Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Panties = found
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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