So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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