Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
either way he was missing a nipple.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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