I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
