Christians are straight up FREAKS
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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